February 2010
I think you all understand...
littlesusiejean:
how bad I need a time machine, to take me to the epic decade that was the 80’s.
Please… Doc Brown, where are you?!
Take me with you!
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No faith in me
Me: I want the 258 acres
Amy: No
Me: I could have a cult out there worshiping me.
Amy: I know, and you would.
Me: I would have them will me all their estates and they would worship toast. I would be the Prophet of the Toast.
Amy: No
January 2010
British clothes shops, listen up.
twistmywords:
You need to rethink your clothes sizes. The body shape of a woman is not the same as it was in the 1960’s. Women have hips now. And breasts. And how can you possibly know what size knickers a woman wears by knowing her bra size?! I hate those two piece underwear sets.
U.S. clothes stores are the exact same way!
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The is NOT Myspace! Stop putting music on your...
I’ve came across several pages now that are running music on their page. This is not Myspace. Your music interferes with whatever I’m listening to and just pisses me off. I refuse to like, reblog, or follow any person that has music playing on their page.
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I figured out how the world is gonna end on 2012
evangelworldorder:
There’s going to be an entire generation of kids born from parents that met on the internet. The kids won’t find romantic letters from their parents in trunks in the attic…they’re going to find dirty IM convos on some ancient backup drive. Instead of “that song” that your parents smiley remember from when they were courting, they’re going to have a smiley for memories.
From...
way cool site if youre bored. →
brain-food:
(via broday)
haha, stare at it for 20 seconds and it really does look like you’re underwater once you look off your screen. I almost got motion sickness.
Ha! Love it!
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Caleb: I'm going to be so crafty now.
Caleb: I have a saw, some screws, and a drill.
Me (mumblilng under my breath): fuck
russann:
I’ve been reading several prominent national columnists lately who are lamenting Obama’s “analytical brain” and “icy calm” and “distance” and “cool dispassionate intellect.”
I don’t know—-didn’t we, in the last eight years, do the “great guy to have a beer with or watch a football game with?”
Analytical. Calm. Intellectual. I’m confused; isn’t this what we might want in a leader when...
If you’re a religious person, I understand why you believe. It makes you...
– Marc Maron - Comedian
Lunar Legacy Project →
(via cosmicglacier)
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I'm off to make some roasted garlic and...
12 cloves garlic - cleaned and roasted in oven 1 head of fresh cauliflower 4 C low fat chicken broth 1 cup light whipping cream or half n half ground nutmeg (to taste) 1 pinch salt and pepper (to taste) 4 tbsp fresh chives , thinly sliced
Cook cauliflower in broth until cauliflower is tender. Spoon cauliflower into blender with one C of broth. Add roasted garlic, and blend until smooth...
SSSHHHHH
I’m hunting wabbits.
A truly anonymous blog can sometimes be a...
Things that I am not good at:
rhapsodyinj:
Interviews via Skype.
Big sigh.
Don’t feel bad… I suck at ALL interviews. I have NEVER landed an interview solely from an interview. Every major job I’ve had I got through a temp service.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better,...
– Dr. Seuss