Singular Notions


Singular: being out of the ordinary
Synonyms: curious, extraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, peculiar, queer, rare, strange, uncommon, unique, weird
Related Words: bizarre, eccentric, far-out, outlandish, outré, way-out; aberrant, abnormal, exceptional, irregular; notable, particular, remarkable
Notions: small useful items
Synonyms: novelties, odds and ends, sundries
Related Words: bauble(s), bric-a-brac, gewgaws, knickknacks, trinkets; hodgepodge, miscellany, variety

Ask me anything

Tagged: LMAO

sofapizza:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Weenie roast. 

they look like they’re pleading with their meat.

sofapizza:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Weenie roast. 

they look like they’re pleading with their meat.

Tagged: lmao

Source: afternoonsnoozebutton

sofapizza:

(via juliasegal)
you never go ass to mouth.

sofapizza:

(via juliasegal)

you never go ass to mouth.

Tagged: sophomoric humorLMAO

Source: juliasegal

I will ALWAYS listen to You Make Me Touch Your Hands for Stupid Reasons →

halfbakedidea:

And you should, too.

Tagged: LMAO

Source: halfbakedidea

russann:

Pete and The Boys all bought these car seat beaded whatever things and converted them to fit their cycles.
I’m thinking it’s hard to be a badass when you’re turning into such a candyass…just saying

russann:

Pete and The Boys all bought these car seat beaded whatever things and converted them to fit their cycles.

I’m thinking it’s hard to be a badass when you’re turning into such a candyass…just saying

Tagged: LMAO

Source: russann

What?

  • Mrs. I'm-always-right: I got tired of the cheap scissors around here so I went to the dollar store and bought a pair.

Tagged: lmao

Source: thecaleb

barelysarcasm:

ex-genius:

Does the world really need a hello-kitty branded AR-15 assault rifle?

There’s a difference between NEED and WANT.

barelysarcasm:

ex-genius:

Does the world really need a hello-kitty branded AR-15 assault rifle?

There’s a difference between NEED and WANT.

Tagged: LMAO

Source: ex-genius

jilllian:

Regretsy – Last Minute Valentine Suggestion -NSFW

jilllian:

Regretsy – Last Minute Valentine Suggestion -NSFW

Tagged: LMAO

Source: regretsy.com

(via omaiga)

(via omaiga)

Tagged: LMAO

Source: omaiga

rhapsodyinj:

abcthatsme:

PRINCE PHILLIP
For M.
Other Disney Characters as underwear models. HERE

This is disturbing.

rhapsodyinj:

abcthatsme:

PRINCE PHILLIP

For M.

Other Disney Characters as underwear models. HERE

This is disturbing.

Tagged: LMAO

Source: abcthatsme

Yay for odd leftovers

thecaleb:

Lots of physical activity causes my metabolism to spike.  Well I was getting hungry and then a spurt of activity made it worse.  So I open the Twilight zone of refrigerators and pull out a bred bowl half full of cheese dip.  Nothing destroys those hunger pains like soggy bread and half coagulated cheese dip (it’s been sitting in there for a few days.)  Did I mention I’m the king of leftovers?  My coworkers have been known to bring me leftovers.

Spurt of activity?  Apt choice of words! ;)

Tagged: LMAO

Source: thecaleb

thecaleb:

thismightsuck:

this made my day

As a once hardcore MK fan I have to reblog

thecaleb:

thismightsuck:

this made my day

As a once hardcore MK fan I have to reblog

Tagged: LMAO

Source: thismightsuck

I figured out how the world is gonna end on 2012

evangelworldorder:

There’s going to be an entire generation of kids born from parents that met on the internet. The kids won’t find romantic letters from their parents in trunks in the attic…they’re going to find dirty IM convos on some ancient backup drive. Instead of “that song” that your parents smiley remember from when they were courting, they’re going to have a smiley for memories.

From then on, it’s over.

Tagged: LMAO

Source: evangelworldorder

When dialects Attack

thecaleb:

It was too painfull to type up here so I will let your imagination run with this

Coworker 1 speaking in ebonics

Coworker 2 speaking in hick

And they were speaking to each other

C 1 + C 2 = head ache for me.

Tagged: LMAO

Source: thecaleb

barelysarcasm:

<chinese food lunch>masturbation joke</chinese food lunch>

barelysarcasm:

<chinese food lunch>masturbation joke</chinese food lunch>

Tagged: LMAO

Source: barelysarcasm